CAPSLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please don't write entire comments in CAPSLOCK. It doesn't make me want to take you more seriously. I understand that you want to get across just how angry you are at imaginary pastries but when everything is CAPITALIZED I just assume that you're generally angry all the time. Especially when you clearly had CAPSLOCK on the whole time you were creating your account (I'm looking at you, ABUSEMASTER).